Ugly Sweater Yellow Paint Hoodie

Design Description

Vincent Van Gogh is one of the most influential artists in all of Western Civilization. The Potato Eaters affirms the inherent dignity of each and every person, even the lowly farmer. The Starry Night was a sort of self-therapy as he painted the nighttime countryside from his room in a mental asylum.

He also thought eating yellow paint was a good idea.

Yellow, he thought, was a bright, vibrant color. It looked happy and made him feel happy when he used it in paintings. Surely, it would make him happy if he ate it.

At first, it’s a bit of a miserable artistic beauty — Van Gogh was so painfully hopeful that it takes your breath away. But eating yellow paint isn't beautiful. It sounds painful. It’s the result of a mental illness.

What is your yellow paint? What are you taking in to try and cope with the stress of your life? What is Jesus trying to knock out of your hands right now?

Don’t eat yellow paint. Instead, feast on Jesus.

Hoodie Details

+ Classic fit
+ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester (May vary for color)
+ An all around, comfortable, great fitting hoodie

Sizing

> Unisex fit, great for men & women
> Runs true to size

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the hoodie (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the hoodie.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Shipping

💪 // Each item is produced to order (Avg time 1-3 days)
⏱ // Expect order in 4-12 business days after production
🌍 // Worldwide shipping (21+ Days, traditional returns unavailable)
🚚 // Easy Return/Exchanges for US Customers

Care Instructions

👕 Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

🔺Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
🔺Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron design.
🔺Do not dry clean.

Bulk Order

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Our Promise

If you don't love how it fits, or how it looks, we won't rest until you do! 100% no risk purchase. We want you to love everything about your purchase & we make sure you do!