We hope you had a great Christmas weekend...
If you’re like me, you get a little confused with the timeline of what happened when… God packeda lot into the Christmas story!
Never fear because these 16 hilarious Twitter memes will help you keep it all straight!
An Overview of Christmas:
if you like christmas so much why don't you merry it
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 23, 2013
The angel Gabriel announced to Mary that she will become pregnant…
BREAKING: Mary and Joseph have been awarded Jesus Christ, his agent John Baptist tells ESPN. Wise men say He's a once-in-lifetime talent.
— Ben Baby (@Ben_Baby) December 25, 2020
But Mary and Joseph first had to travel to Bethlehem to be counted in the Roman census.
ESPN 2024 years ago on this day:
— Rossi's terrible takes (MIN) (@RossisSnacks) December 25, 2020
"We're live in the city of David, where it appears as though Mary (Nazareth) is getting ready to give birth to the one true son! for further coverage, lets go to Lisa Salters, on the field" pic.twitter.com/afqAcV186U
They searched for a place to stay but there was no room for them at the inn.
JOSEPH AND MARY: We’ll stay in the manger, we don’t care
— riding shotgun with santa (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2017
INN MANAGER: Fine. Just don’t make a scene
But Mary was ready to give birth, so they made do with a lowly manger.
Me: "Hey you forgot to close the door! Were you born in a barn?"
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 15, 2012
Jesus: "Yes."
Me: "Oh, it's you. Sorry, Jesus."
Jesus: "I forgive you."
Jesus is born! (And people all over the world break the news.)
"stop licking the baby" said Mary to the sheep and the cow who are the same size (for stylistic and iconological reasons) pic.twitter.com/qEvBAkt8gd
— Sara (@tinyredbook) December 23, 2020
As spectacular and miraculous as it is… Mary and Joseph still have to deal with, you know, giving birth in a manger.
People: This man was also with Jesus, he is one of them.
— 🧚🏾♀️ (@soniahb_) March 11, 2016
Peter: #MemeHistorypic.twitter.com/aPlIv8FlZq
And for some reason there’s a little drummer boy?
*jesus asleep in a manger*
— lane (@Lanentations) December 24, 2020
little drummer boy upon arrival: pic.twitter.com/kGN5v0ZFxz
Anyway, an angel of the Lord appears to shepherds watching their flock by night...
The angels when they came down to announce the baby Jesus pic.twitter.com/JjrZkU2sWp
— Ger #BlackLivesMatter (@cuyuchi1) December 24, 2020
...and tries to explain to them how this all makes sense.
JESUS: so I'm u
— matt (@dogfather) May 28, 2015
GOD: yes
JESUS: and ur me
GOD: yes
JESUS: I don't get it
GOD: I do
JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other
GOD: whoa
After Jesus was born, three wise men set out in search of the Messiah.
The three wise men after walking two miles. pic.twitter.com/hJK5O4WHfN
— MUZILANGO (@edwin_kavuma) December 24, 2020
And they found King Herod, who was greatly disturbed at the thought of a new king being born.
King Herod to the Three Wise Men: pic.twitter.com/CQFVIXPXGY
— kyla (@KylaCano) December 25, 2020
So the wise men left King Herod and a bright light in the sky appeared to guide their way.
The three wise men could have done with asking Kirk for directions pic.twitter.com/Yova4C6ckm
— Roy Andrew* (@RoyAndrew6) December 24, 2020
After a long and winding road, the star finally settled over Bethlehem and led them to Jesus.
The three wise men when they saw the star shining above Bethlehem pic.twitter.com/wCj5nL6dxY
— Jo Frost’s Naughty Step (@supernannyreact) December 24, 2020
And allowed the wise men to give their valuable treasure as gifts to the newborn king.
I still wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for Christmas AND your Birthday."
— Fred Rewey (@GodFadr) December 25, 2020
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas!
This is why God won't let us time travel.... pic.twitter.com/IOhNjB0QsW
— PrisonMinistry/Author (@Letters4theLord) December 20, 2020
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We just don't feel like listing them all 'cause there is like a bajillion & we're being lazy.